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Joburg was once a fine city
Now it’s just dirty and shitty
The lights are out
There are potholes about
And all I can do is be witty

Not to be outdone, here are a further two offerings from good pals:

The city of gold is an ass
It’s more like the city of brass
It’s cracked at the seams
Built on broken dreams
And it’s “World Class” boast is a farce
(Derek Alberts)

And . . .

There once was a city of gold
Which soon turned powerless and cold 
It was hardly The Hague
Infested with plague
Not to mention the crap and the mold
(David Isaacson)

Poor racoon, struggling with aftermath of candy floss disappearance:

https://vine.co/v/ibFH7bQVaHK