A sports year best forgotten

Anyone who has been to Potchefstroom will tell you that very little goes on in the North West town.

It’s quiet and dull, the sort of place you’d want to retire to, or perhaps spend an afternoon fishing on the banks of the Mooi River.

But in April, something special happened in Potchefstroom. South Africa’s best athletes, led in the main by Wayde van Niekerk, engineered a social media campaign to fill up the local stadium, venue for the national championship.

People poured in as Van Niekerk, Akani Simbine and others brought their glory games to the local track. It was Luvo Manyonga, the sometimes wayward athlete, who produced the greatest single moment by a sportsman on local soil in 2017 by leaping 8,65m for a new national record.

It put the lid on a memorable weekend. Manyonga was the best of them and would go on to win gold at the world championship in London, alongside Caster Semenya and Van Niekerk.

If these triumphs represented the peaks of 2017, the troughs came two months apart when, first, Joost van der Westhuizen, succumbed to the devastating illness that had torn away at his muscle. Then, in April, charismatic boxing trainer Nick Durandt was killed in a motorbike accident.

Adding to the wretched theme, the sorry mess of Durban’s Commonwealth Games bid hit its nadir when the city lost its hosting rights amid much acrimony. Not many tears were shed.

TThere were few highlights in a largely miserable rugby year

There were few highlights in a largely miserable rugby year, but the spectacular pass by the Stormers’ Dillyn Leyds to SP Marais against the Chiefs went viral. It was a moment that allowed us to wonder at the possibilities of locals playing with greater freedom, but it was a false, deadening dawn.

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The Springboks never kicked on, the 57-0 humiliation by the All Blacks confirming a sad, sorry trajectory brightened a little by Malcolm Marx’s heroic performance in an epic 25-24 reverse to the same opponents later.

At least none were bitten by a lion, the fate suffered by Welsh player Scott Baldwin who came close to losing his hand at Bloemfontein zoo after foolishly petting the animal.

The zeitgeist went from bad to worse when heavily fancied South Africa lost out to France for the 2023 World Cup. The bitterness still lingers.

Fortunately, there were the Blitzboks, who refused to be swept up by the sense of gloom and won the World Series in May.

It wasn’t popular in Durban, but we also saw the Kings defeat the Sharks, a staggering result given the primacy of the Sharks and the hand-to-mouth existence of the Kings, the little team that could. Neutrals, encouraged by the possibility of an upset, cheered heartily.

There were no neutrals as far as Gift Ngoepe was concerned; the country applauded as he became the first African to play Major League Baseball, for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He might have been alone and far away, but he’d have felt the collective pride from back home as he emerged from the dugout to play second base.

SA golfers have been succeeding overseas for years and in 2017 it was the turn of Branden Grace, his 62 in the third round at The Open the lowest score in major history. To think of the names that have come before and all the great single rounds is to give sustenance to the rarity of the feat.

The Global T20 vanished before it had even begun, but at least we got to see Maritzburg College old boy David Miller claim the fastest T20 century against Bangladesh, skinning them alive to score 101 off 36 balls.

If you thought Seabelo Senatla was quick, he had nothing on WBO bantamweight champion Zolani Tete, who last month obliterated Siboniso Gonya in 11 seconds, a world record.

If it was a generally forgettable year for local sport, Bruce Fordyce typically offered up dark humour after being mugged on a training run: “They took my takkies, which were old and smelled of cheese.”

But the line of the year undoubtedly belonged to one-time Bulls boykie Derick Hougaard, who tweeted “Seeing the images of @TigerWoods Just leaves me with a heart of sympathy. I have been there. And n dark place to get out. Dick deep champ.”

Yes, quite. – © Sunday Tribune

SA racing teeters as Mister Big faces his reckoning

When you’re eating baked beans out of a tin can and wondering where the next meal is coming from, you probably don’t shed too many tears about the state of the local horse racing industry.

Yet the two scenarios are inextricably linked by the controversy raging around Steinhoff, the global retailer whose market capitalisation was wiped out almost entirely in the wake of damning allegations of company fraud. Among those affected are thousands of members of the Government Employees Pension Fund, who could lose about R12,5-billion in investments, a devastating consequence of what you might generously call exotic book-keeping.

Most fingers are pointed at Markus Jooste, CEO of the company, who also happens to be the most powerful figure in SA horse racing.

He had a big hand in SA rugby, too, more of which I’ll get to later.

Jooste was a high-flyer, but not in the traditional sense. He was neither flamboyant nor verbose, keeping very much to himself, according to some of his acquaintances I spoke to this week. He owned more thoroughbreds than anyone in South Africa – around 250 raced in his colours – and spent more than anyone at the yearling sales. He also had a seat at SA racing’s boardroom table, so was heavily invested across the sport.

It was more than just business though. Jooste once told an interviewer of how he’d get into his hotel room late at night and unwind by firing up his laptop to watch his horses racing. He had fun with racing, which allowed him to take his mind off business.

Yet he wasn’t a funny guy, rather the stereotypical accountant who kept a stiff upper lip.

Now, those late-night celebratory dinners he so enjoyed after a big day at the races are likely over. Worse, those workers who depended on his largesse, and indeed the many jobs he created, will be enduring a torrid time while investigations and enquiries continue.

FFor a sport that already functions on the margins . . . it is a shattering blow

For a sport that already functions on the margins and must routinely come up with creative ways of making it in a tough market, it is a shattering blow.

It may well be a long time before Jooste even goes to the races. He’ll have horses running at the Met in Cape Town next month, but already labour forces are moving against him. The unions want him banned, and they want the sponsors to act too.

Sport sometimes carries on as if in a bubble, but these are real world problems that cannot possibly be masked by the parade ring or the high-stakes glamour of a major race day. You cannot reasonably oversee a company blowout and then pop up at the races, not even in SA where ethics and morality are so frequently blurred.

By all accounts, the Steinhoff business was a house of cards that spectacularly collapsed. Local entrepreneur Magda Wierzycka described it as close to a corporate-structured Ponzi scheme as one can get.

Thus, it was little surprise to spot Schalk Burger snr’s tweet on Sunday. “Sorry to mention this but Blitzbokke playing in Steinhoff jerseys is disgraceful given the pensioners and older people having lost their savings! SA must get a morality check,” wrote the former Springbok.

To be fair to the Blitzbokke, in a technical sense the jury is still out on Steinhoff – things might smell funny, but no-one has yet been convicted of anything. Only the public court of opinion has ruled.

Yet, you would have to have your head in the sand to imagine that rugby will be unaffected. You can hardly be sponsoring a lark like rugby when pensioners are seeing their savings drained. It gets worse because Steinhoff is also a major backer of varsity rugby.

The Sevens team has enjoyed great success, chiefly because it has been well resourced. This blowout could seriously imperil their ambitions, especially with the sport sponsorship market so tough.

The same is true of varsity rugby, which depends to a large degree on the Steinhoff cheque.

No-one can be sure where local racing is headed, but there will be an enormous void where the sport’s big man once stood.

He has since gone to ground, his humiliation complete.

Jooste’s reckoning will near, though, as the screams of racing and rugby echo long in his ears. – © Sunday Tribune

 

 

 

 

 

SA rugby’s real brain drain – and why it matters

There are two ways to look at the growing crisis of South Africa’s best and most promising rugby players heading overseas in droves.

The first is to rail against the immense drain on our stocks; the other is to shrug and accept that this is the reality of a free market system.

It wasn’t too long ago that South Africa was the skunk of the world. Now, we’re coupled to international finance markets – and their fluctuations – and handle our successes and failures as much as the next bunch. It’s how the world works.

South Africa is prone to rugby emigration more than most because we have a currency that is out of whack, a situation bedevilled by the peccadilloes of our politicians. It won’t end any time soon either, so the faster we devise a method of retaining talent (unlikely) or harnessing offshore players (more likely) the better it will be for a game struggling for answers.

There’s big cash to be earned overseas, so it isn’t the most difficult decision for a youngster to make.

The big worry, though, shouldn’t be just about the haemorrhaging of talent. There’s still much to go around, although the stocks are fast diminishing. The concern is who is left to bang it into shape?

It’s an open secret that Allister Coetzee is on borrowed time, having lapsed from merely copping criticism to becoming a figure of caricature. There’s no coming back from this.

There is no obvious successor, no lieutenant to pick up the pieces once he shuffles off.

Compare this with New Zealand where at least half a dozen coaches could comfortably step in and take over from Steve Hansen without a discernible drop in standards. Their excellence, you see, runs to coaching as much as it does to playing.

If our energies and worries have been directed at bewailing the loss of so many top players, it somehow hasn’t been repeated for the heaps of top coaches who have left in recent years. The know-how and rugby intelligence that has shipped off is staggering.

It’s a long list that includes Johan Ackermann, Jake White, Gary Gold, Johann van Graan, JP Ferreira, Alan Solomons, Dawie Theron, Frans Ludeke, Andre Tredoux and Jimmy Stonehouse.

The flourishing Japanese market has proved a draw for the majority, but Ackermann is earning his oats in the UK where his Gloucester team currently lie second in the Premiership against the odds.

And Gold will soon be taking up residence in the US where he is sure to cross paths with Andre Snyman, the former Springbok now working with the Glendale Raptors in Colorado.

All these names represent an enormous reservoir of rugby intellect, an intellect swelled by embracing new markets and methods. The hope, recently articulated in Ackermann’s move to the south of England, is that these coaches take lessons on board and then return to share what they have learned.

AAll these names represent an enormous reservoir of rugby intellect

After Johan Erasmus’ recent stint at Munster, where he was very successful, expectations are that he will be a sharper coach than when he left SA. As SA’s new director of rugby, he’ll be the man an army of local coaches will look to in the months and years to come.

But what of those who don’t come back? No-one is banging on White’s door and Solomons has been gone for over a decade. What happens to their intellectual capital?

Happily, the insular belief of the Boks needing a local coach is fast receding, especially with no obvious candidate in the wings. Years ago, former All Black coach Laurie Mains had success with the Cats and John Mitchell, also a former NZ coach, now has an office at Loftus Versfeld. Fans care less about the colour of their passport than their win percentage.

Given South African rugby’s great import and heritage, every effort should be made to secure the best international coach available.

Springbok coach is not a job for softies. The candidate should have a history of building, planning, managing and innovating. He must be a proven winner, a man with gravitas and respect. Nationality is unimportant.

It will be an ambulance job, too, with the World Cup less than two years away.

Bravery might be the most important requirement. – © Sunday Tribune

 

 

 

 

 

Friggin’ NZ still in the box-seat while north hots up

Formula One is a world far removed from rugby.

But in trying to map the shifting tectonic plates of the international game, F1 racing offers a useful metaphor.

The All Blacks are the Mercedes team of rugby: sleek, excellent and seldom beaten. England are like Ferrari, their past glories weighing heavily on their present ambitions. And they remain formidably capable. Wales are as Lotus were; great in the 1970s, forgettable thereafter.

The Springboks, oh dear, are like the Williams team, all earnest endeavour with trophies galore (none of them of recent vintage, mind). They scrap and they snarl, but the podium eludes them.

As the international season concludes, these comparisons are truer than ever.

The Boks have had their moments, but the engine now splutters rather than purrs. Sometimes they break down. They’re in urgent need of a tyre change with the weight of their grand history fast receding into memory.

The chief mechanic is on borrowed time. The new man is being sized up for his overall. Hope remains the fuel that will get this jalopy firing again.

HHope remains the fuel that will get this jalopy firing again

With losses against the British and Irish Lions and Australia this year, the All Blacks have had a couple of chinks exposed. But in romping their way through Europe this month with a largely makeshift team, they have confirmed their remarkable depth. Beauden Barrett may have been crowned king at the World Rugby awards, but the assassin among them is Rieko Ioane, another product of New Zealand’s maddeningly prolific conveyor belt of talent.

They breed them big and fast in Kiwi land and Ioane may be among the very best of them.

England have continued their merry march under Eddie Jones, plundering sides everywhere they go. It’s a daunting prospect that they’ll be travelling to South Africa for three Tests next year, although for all their rugged efficiency, they lack a spark. They get the job done almost every time they’re asked to, but little of what they do gets the pulses racing. They may be “Ferrari” in stature, but they’re Teutonic in delivery: cold, calculating, clinical.

Scotland are a far more exciting team. They produced the fastest rugby of any team this past month, the All Blacks included, and have balance front and back. A new dawn has been threatening for years, but under Gregor Townsend, continuing the fine work of Vern Cotter, they may yet reach the promised land at the Six Nations.

Australia are treading water. They arrived in Europe with ambition and big talk, but a one from three return puts them near the back of the grid. They were always going to be up against it the moment they let Israel Folau take a timeout. And they desperately miss David Pocock, soaking up the sun on this strange ritual called a sabbatical. Poor darling.

Ireland look there or thereabouts in the reckoning and will add to a magnificent brew at the next Six Nations. No-one will fancy a trip to Dublin in the next 12 months. Ireland are stroppy and savage, as the meek Springboks discovered a few weeks ago. Conor Murray, their scrumhalf, may be the finest number nine in the game.

Wales are, well, Wales. They have their moments, but they remain predictable. They can go mano-o-mano with any team for 60 minutes, but they lack the killer instinct of England or Ireland. For all their swagger and bull dust, their record against southern hemisphere teams remains dire.

So, to France. They are in a pickle. It would cost €1,5-million to get rid of Guy Noves and his staff, so France may be stuck with Monsieur Average. Too bad, because the Tricolors are dreadful, having drawn with Japan last week. Even with their domestic league awash with foreigners, they have the players, but finding the right coach to summon their best is a fraught business. Being French, they could always summon a one-off, but they ought to be better than that.

Argentina, too, have lost their way. Super Rugby has emasculated Los Pumas who are where they were 20 years ago: on the outer.

The paddock, then, is looking like a mixed bag. There’s a lot of shiny, sleek machinery and a couple of dogs about.

Rugby, unlike Formula One, is never predictable. – © Sunday Tribune