It’s Kjell or high water for SA soccer’s new man

Dear Kjell,

Heita, my man, congratulations!

Word on the street is that the Springbok coaching job is the toughest gig around, but that’s nonsense. The Pirates hot seat is on fire.

I must admit, until you were unveiled this week I hadn’t heard of you. The only things I know from Sweden are Abba, Volvo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I’m hoping you’re as good.

The first thing you must do is park all your preconceptions about soccer. Nothing in South Africa remotely resembles life or soccer in Stockholm.

For one thing, it’s warmer here. And so are the fans.

(Sorry about all the rain in Joburg last week).

You’ll know you’ve won the fans over when they compose a song in your name. This is the ultimate honour. They’ll embrace you and shower you with love. You’ll next rush off to get your skull and crossbones tattoo.

By the time you read this, you’ll probably have a nickname too.

But lose your way and you’ll know all about it. Walter Da Silva was once kidnapped by Swallows supporters. Others have needed protection from furious fans when leaving the stadium.

WWhatever you do, respect the fans and embrace them

Whatever you do, respect the fans and embrace them. Pirates are much adored and you’re now at the heart of the club.

You’ll also discover curious ways of coaching instruction. Some of it even comes via SMS.

The strangest aspect is when the fans tell you what to do. Just wait for the gesture when they furiously roll their arms around mid-game. This is their way of telling you it’s time to substitute a player. My advice is to listen.

What they don’t tell you in the hiring process is about the muti rituals that are such a historical part of local soccer. I’m not a big believer myself, but there’s no harm in it. It’s all part of tradition. You might get spooked by some of the stuff, but it’s what helps make our game so vibrant and unique. Just go with it.

The bad news is that success isn’t a job guarantee. Just ask Ruud Krol. SA soccer is littered with the carcasses of coaches kicked to the kerb. You need thick skin, my man.

I see you have a Twitter account, which is lekker. You best take that thick skin to social media too.

Whatever you do, be careful. The fans will live and die by your words. They’ll also smash you if you say something silly.

And now the media. Eish, let me tell you about it. It won’t take you long to learn that there are many Pirates fans parading as reporters. One wrong move and they’ll have you for breakfast. Suss them out, give them interviews, massage their egos. And whatever you do, don’t have a breakdown on television like Muhsin Ertugral.

Soccer is a passion for millions of fans who live their dreams through their teams. Pirates are among the biggest with a glorious history. You have to respect this reality.

It won’t take you long to learn the lingo too. Don’t be confused by talk of “diski”; this is the endearing term for local soccer. And a “shibobo” is a fancy move like a nutmeg. You’ll see it plenty down here. We all love our shoe-shine soccer. The one I especially like is “tsamaya”, a fancy move to trick an opposition player.

An “nkomo” is someone who doesn’t know how to play. Whatever you do, don’t buy these!

There are many other exotic realities to embrace. Learn to love meat – we eat plenty of it. Then there are the taxis. They perform some extraordinary feats in the traffic that will make your hair stand on end. Don’t be alarmed. Take a deep breath and park your Scandinavian sensibilities.

You’ll also encounter African time before long. Don’t be bothered by this inattention to punctuality. Things usually work out.

My final bit of advice is to consider your time here a great adventure. Africa will get into your blood and you’ll learn to love this crazy, off-beat, unique part of the world. Take our customs and cultures and weirdness to heart and we’ll give you our hearts.

Sharp!

Best wishes,

Hola Bhakajuju – © Sunday Tribune

 

The (rugby) beasts from the north are at our gate

We should probably stop sniggering right about now.

Ever since the dawn of professionalism in rugby we’ve been able to crow about the sustained superiority of the southern hemisphere. Our players have always been bigger, faster and more skilled, notwithstanding occasional flurries by England (2003 World Cup) and Ireland (Chicago, last year). Sometimes even Wales and Scotland came to the party.

But the wheel has turned. The rampant All Blacks were famously smashed at Soldier’s Field by Ireland last year and the Springboks limped through Europe, collapsing against Italy, England and Wales. Australia got in on the act, too, losing to England.

For good measure, Wales, Scotland and England all scored wins over Argentina late last year.

It was a far cry from events in 2015 when the four Rugby Championship teams reached the semifinals of the World Cup. Teams from the north were dire.

It’s not just that northern hemisphere teams have caught up; some appear to have edged ahead. England are the obvious example. While they’ve always been big and bruising, Eddie Jones has added invention and imagination to their play. They have a sharp edge to their attack and possess the priceless ability of all good teams of being able to grind out wins under severe pressure, Cardiff last weekend being a case in point.

England’s soft underbelly is gone and in its place is a team that looks ready to face the number one All Blacks front-on. The pity is they won’t get to do so this year.

Ireland’s tactics last November were inspired. Whereas they normally bag any three points on offer, they rather kicked to touch and used their maul to break down the All Blacks. Their attitude at the breakdowns was telling: they were physically dominant to the point of being violent, exploiting New Zealand playing with only their fourth and fifth best locks.

The past weekend again offered visceral evidence of teams up north casting off the shackles. France rumbled hard against Scotland and England and Wales dished up a moving feast in the Six Nations. The rise in standards was plain to see. Even France appear to have woken from their prolonged slumber.

Teams like Scotland have often scrapped hard, but they now play with an ambition that will give them a chance against anyone.

The irony of this resurgence is that much has been engineered by coaches from New Zealand and Australia. Jones, born in Tasmania, has had the most impact, transforming bedraggled England into a team banging down New Zealand’s door.

TThe irony of this resurgence is that much has been engineered by coaches from New Zealand and Australia

New Zealand’s Joe Schmidt has been the architect of Ireland’s rise and already has two Six Nations trophies in the cabinet.

And Vern Cotter, who will soon succeed Jake White at Montpellier, has given Scotland a sharp edge, as you’d expect from a no-nonsense New Zealander.

Even Wales, who have a local man in charge, admit that Kiwis Warren Gatland and Steve Hansen, who both coached them a few years ago, fundamentally altered their approach.

France’s belated return to the party must also be welcomed.

Once asked why Les Bleus sometimes never turn up, former lock Olivier Magne said, “I am not a psychiatrist”.

This perfectly sums up the French philosophy and ought to frame the challenge that awaits the Boks in mid-year when the Tricolors head our way for three matches. France might be awful. They might be awesome. It depends on their mood.

Yet the heavyweight championship of the rugby world will not be decided in South Africa. It will be decided in New Zealand.

This is because the British and Irish Lions will tour there for the first time in 12 years. Eleven times the pale northerners have taken the long haul down there; 10 times they have lost, the exception in 1971 when John Dawes’ Lions won 2-1.

Gatland will take the coaching reins again after his success in Australia four years ago. He has an embarrassment of riches to choose from. If he gets his selections right and suffers no major injuries, Gatland will ensure none of his New Zealand countrymen are able to sleep easily.

The beasts from the north are at our door.

What will we do? – © Sunday Tribune

 

 

 

 

As Proteas chase down history, SuperSport is awash with global cricket

The Proteas stand on the brink of history going into Sunday’s first ODI against New Zealand in Hamilton (SuperSport 2, from 2.30am).

They are one win away from equalling their best run in ODI’s (12 in 2005) and also have the opportunity to reaffirm their status as the number-one ranked team in the world.

The entire five-match ODI series will be broadcast on SuperSport, following on from the T20 match on Friday which the Proteas won in style. Given recent history, not least the drama of the last World Cup, there is great piquancy to this two-week contest in New Zealand.

Although the Proteas are revelling in their golden run, which included a 5-0 whitewash of Sri Lanka, the big prize is later this year when the ICC Champions Trophy is contested in England.

It’s the biggest event on this year’s calendar, but far from the only one. The Proteas travel to England for a full-blown tour that bookends the Champions Trophy. Every fixture will be live on SuperSport.

Confirming the World of Champions’ cricket broadcasts for 2017, CEO Gideon Khobane said the offering was exhaustive.

“We have all ICC events, including the World Cup, T20 and Champions trophy, plus all SA international and domestic cricket. We also have all England international cricket, including their domestic T20 series, and Australian internationals, plus their sensational Big Bash tournament.”

Other rights he confirmed would be broadcast include all international cricket played by India (plus the IPL), West Indies, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh and New Zealand.

TOUR OF NEW ZEALAND BROADCAST DETAILS
Feb 19: SS2, 2.30am.
Feb 21: SS2, 11.30pm.
Feb 25: SS2, 2.30am.
March 1: SS2, 2.30am.
March 4: SS2, 2.30am.

Trylines, headlines and hard times – the Joost we knew and loved

PPic: Courtesy SuperSport

Twwo years ago, there they all were, gathered at Ellis Park to commemorate the marvellous triumph of 1995.

Joost van der Westhuizen, already ailing and emaciated, had sworn he would be there with his teammates to honour the memory of the great day the Springboks outmuscled the All Blacks.

Van der Westhuizen arrived on the pitch in a wheelchair, as he had promised. There were gentle pinches of his shoulder from his warrior teammates; some embraced him. He squeezed out a smile each time.

Yster,” said Chris Rossouw as he held him close. The hooker had beaten cancer. He knew what looming death felt like.

Those who claim there are no second acts in sport won’t have factored Van der Westhuizen in. As a player he was raw-boned, bloody-minded and windgat.

Francois Pienaar wheels Joost van der Westhuizen into the team gathering at the 1995 reunion two years ago.

After being diagnosed with motor neuron disease in 2011, his deterioration was devastating. The irony was lost on no-one who knew him. He was the stereotype of masculinity: strong, vris, physical. Those very gifts abandoned him as he succumbed to the cruel, insidious effects of a disease that slowly squeezed the life out of him.

Remarkably, he never lost his spirit. As a player, he always spoke his mind and possessed an impish sense of humour. Interviewing him and engaging with him in recent years, he was much the same.

The spirit that sustained him as a Springbok sustained him as a victim. “I’m glad I got MND,” he told me a few years after being diagnosed. “It made me who I am, it made me who I was supposed to be . . . I don’t take life for granted any more. I was windgat. I got away with plenty, but this has humbled me. In the past, people praised me, begged for my autograph. I could do what I liked.”

Van der Westhuizen was a powerful symbol of MND, his J9 Foundation becoming a lodestar for sufferers. He lent his voice and stature to the cause even as the disease tore at his body.

He took 40 tablets each day, plus two injections. One bag of vials cost R60 000, and he needed two bags every month. He tried every manner of treatment, at one time taking two daily doses of Tasmanian goat serum at £200 a shot. He consulted medical experts the world over.

Rugby’s beloved brotherhood helped him endure his battle. Businessman Gavin Varejes, who started the SA Rugby Legends, discreetly helped pay for his care for many years. Srumhalves George Gregan, Justin Marshall and Matt Dawson and Bok wing James Small would drop whatever they were doing to fly out to support causes in Van der Westhuizen’s name. Fiercely competitive in their prime, they were only ever noble in backing their old rival.

A few years ago, a function was held in London to raise funds for the J9 Foundation. Shane Warne asked how he could help.

“An hour in the nets,” someone suggested.

“What if no-one bids?” the cricket great asked.

He needn’t have worried. There was a frenzy with one punter stumping up the equivalent of R150 000 for an hour of Warne’s wizardry.

The last time I interviewed van der Westhuizen was at Varejes’ office in Sandton. His tongue’s muscle function had almost completely seized up. His words came out as a slurred jumble. But he smiled and laughed; his turquoise eyes still burned bright.

Two weeks earlier the SA Rugby legends had hosted an event with the like of John Smit and Krynauw Otto. Van der Westhuizen arrived in his wheelchair. Later, away from the wisened players sharing beers and laughs, he retched in a flower bed. He was rushed to ICU that same night.

A year after he first started getting pains in his hand, in 2009, I asked Van der Westhuizen if he would give a talk at my son’s school on the East Rand. He couldn’t have been more obliging. He gave a warm-hearted speech and later stood around making small talk with wide-eyed kids and grateful parents.

Having always taken a liking to sportsmen who emerged from the working class, I warmed to Van der Westhuizen even more. Humility had begun to creep into his personality.

As his illness raged, his very own children became his raison d’être. They spurred his brave fight against MND.

He told the story of how his young son would watch his heroics on YouTube. “Daddy, is that why everyone wants a photo taken with you, because you were the best Springbok?” little Jordan asked.

His life was punctuated with headlines as much as trylines. Van der Westhuizen lived the celebrity life and, almost inevitably, he got caught in a sordid honeypot episode in the late 2000’s.

He endured it manfully, but it was a damaging episode. “My biggest challenge was to forgive myself, to take responsibility,” he told me. “All the shit I caused was in 2006, but it only came out in 2009.  I had to make peace. Only when you forgive yourself can you open yourself up to others. It made me realise who I am.”

Van der Westhuizen’s death this week at the age of 45 was another savage blow to the legacy of 1995 with coach Kitch Christie, flanker Ruben Kruger and superstar Jonah Lomu all having succumbed.

Two years ago, in a cameo faithfully captured on film, the great Lomu went to visit Van der Westhuizen at his home. It was the coming together of two old warriors, both in rapid decline.

The majesty of the moment was reflected in a beautiful, touching exchange. “Take care, my friend,” said Lomu, who then bent down to kiss him on top of his head. “Love you.”

Months later, Lomu was dead.

Van der Westhuizen wasn’t frightened by his own looming death. He had come to terms with it and embraced its inevitability.

“I’m proud of what I did, for my parents, my kids and my country,” he said.

Having borne his illness with magnanimity, his legacy is profound. Van der Westhuizen was a magnificent Springbok who became a magnificent man. – © Sunday Tribune

 

 

 

 

 

SA sport’s little-known – and brilliant – flag-bearers

It barely caused a flutter on Twitter.

The news that Wayne Taylor Racing had won the Daytona 24-hour road race last weekend was never going to rustle your average South African sports fan, but those with memories stretching as far back as the 1980s will well remember Wayne Taylor.

He was a famously competitive driver from Port Elizabeth who once came fourth at Le Mans and was SA National Drivers champion in 1986. This was a time, remember, when local circuits thrived and the action was hot and heavy.

Taylor was ambitious, so he packed his suitcase for the US to compete in the World Sports Car Challenge. He raced until 10 years ago, his best result winning the 24-hour Daytona race in 2005. The Americans loved him, and he loved America. So he stayed.

In 2007 he formed his own racing team to compete in the Sports Car Championship. After four second places, his crew finally won the big one last weekend. It was a family affair, too, with sons Ricky and Jordan among the drivers.

The triumph struck a chord for a number of reasons. Apart from the thrill of seeing a South African win, it was yet another reminder of how so many of our sportsmen punch above their weight internationally.

IIt’s . . . a welcome counter-point to the generally glum mood around local sport

It also provided a welcome counter-point to the generally glum mood around local sport. The doom merchants are having a grand time.

We know all about our cricket and rugby exports, who turn up in every country where their sport is played, but our exports go far wider. We’ve had SA-born athletes in the NBA and NHL and our golfers have long flown the flag internationally. The great Bobby Locke opened that door.

Not forgetting Brad Binder, who grew up on the hard streets of Joburg’s western side and reigns as the Moto3 world champion. Local is lekker indeed.

If social media brought the news of Taylor, it also shone a light on little-known tennis player Siphosothando Montsi. The 17-year-old played in the junior section of the recent Australian Open. He lost in the first round, but made such an impression that Judy Murray, the mum of world number one Andy and a top coach, tweeted “Today I watched the most naturally gifted young player Siphosothando Montsi from South Africa”.

As endorsements go, the 108th-ranked youngster from Pretoria could hardly have done better. There is an urgent rush to raise cash for him to attend an academy in the US; you suspect Murray’s support will have helped a whole lot. The local tennis well has run dry in recent years, but Montsi is being heralded as a member of a coming “Golden Generation”. We can but hope.

Montsi wasn’t the only South African junior who made an impression. Wild card Zoe Kruger battled gamely, but lost a tough outing to the 14th seed. Kruger and her sister Isabella are prodigies based at the IMG Academy in Florida in the US. In a curious twist, they are the daughters of late Springbok rugby star Ruben Kruger.

Zoe is just 14, but she and her sister regularly work out with the likes of Garbine Mugurudza and Genie Bouchard. The reviews are in and suggest they are the real deal.

The next big breakout star may well be Louis Meintjies. The SA cyclist shot to prominence at last year’s Tour de France – he finished eighth – and then earned a top 10 spot in the road race at the Rio Olympics. He had a nasty bust-up with his SA team in 2015 and now rides for UAE Abu Dhabi where his sights are firmly on making a bigger impression on the Tour de France.

Remember the name. Of all the tyros racing, he may be the best young rider of them all. He’s done his apprenticeship and is well set to challenge the big names, among them Chris Froome, who spent the holidays training on his old Joburg haunts, having been schooled in the city.

These high points offer ample proof of South Africans’ pioneering spirit. Fuelled by the ambition that drives elite sportsmen, they are part of a wider world, making their way emphatically and exceptionally. – © Sunday Tribune